Sunday, February 26, 2012

Megan Fox stars in the weirdest advert we've ever seen

Yes, that really is Megan Fox speaking Turkish and pretending Doritos make her feel sexy

So this is weird. Megan Fox is currently starring in a Turkish advert for Doritos Fritos Shots and it's the strangest thing we've seen in yonks.

According to the ad, if you swallow a packet of Fritos Shots you'll turn into a sex kitten wearing a Jessica Rabbit-style dress.

Obviously we can't understand most of what's being said - although Megan and a sweaty man we're guessing is meant to be her agent speak English - but we think the general gist is that a drag queen has hired Megan to make Doritos look sexy, but she turns up looking geeky. (She actually doesn't look geeky at all. She looks amazing.) Cue lots of angry shouting, she downs a packet of Fritos Shots, turns sexy, strides along the stage pouting, speaks a little Turkish and then does a weird dance. The end.We don't get it. Why would you want to advertise crisps by saying they'll make you sexy? Crisps are inherently un-sexy. There's nothing sexy about them. They get on your clothes, under your nails and all over your mouth.

And why would you want to turn into a sex kitten while eating them? We usually eat crisps while watching daytime telly wearing our pants. If we suddenly turned into a growly minx we'd be furious. We'd miss Judge Judy!


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